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I get kicked out of comedy class - iL_weReo - 20:08 11-11-08
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Now that's funny.
I just got the cawl from the dude. I knew it was "bad" right away just
from having the dude cawl me up.
He goes, "you said you did stand-up before, right?" And I go yeah and
he goes "I'll let you know when we're doing our second-tier class." I
told him, well I told him before I may be a bit too "overqualified"
for this type of class, being I'm the only one who matters in the
media and awl. He agreed.
The class happened last night. The "exercise" the instructor gave was
for most of us to develop "mother jokes," and a couple of us to read a
specific newspaper. In other words jokes about our mothers. I was
ready to do it but I'd rather talk about how I did the biggest concert
in history, the California Jam, about how there are 100's of youtubes
and millions of hits to these youtubes and why the world needs the
wereo so much...
I told them right straight out before the class began I may be a bit
too "overqualified" for this here, and I nearly walked out the door
last night awready.
So I get kicked out of acting school. I bet I'm mot too overqualified
for internet radio though, providing there's no rights problem with
the material. Nuclear Warrior's strong enough to carry any internet
radio show by far anyway.
Ain't that something? Oh well. The biggest movie star in the world
gets kicked out of acting class. The class chief's sending me a full
refund anyway. The class was not cheap.
Last night these ppl come in, about 20 of them. And they're very
clever and have high IQs and watch the world very closely. And to
their advantage they've never done stand-up before.
You see I can't compete with them on that level. I need to BULL my way
through with Nuclear Warrior and the Wereo and the world's hottest
print. And the only films that matter. I WRITE the news they quip
over. That's awl they do, quip over news they read in the papers. And
talk about body parts, body functions, getting boners, fucking men,
fucking women, I'm gay, I'm a dyke, I'm mot a dyke...the gamut of the
usual. I'm a bit against the grain, though.
I recorded "the spectacle" anyway so I have it on tape. Most of them
came in with these "little recording devices" that I've never seen
before. I guess you guys know what they are. I came in with my 90s
boombox and plugged it into the wall to record the Proceedings.
So Lifshine makes history once again, I suppose. I have mixed feelings
about the incident. How do YOU feel about this? The wereo is the
glory. That's how you feel. Let us Heed and Harken unto the California
Jam wereo, that's awl. If you see so.
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Re: I get kicked out of comedy class - Mike Alpha - 23:23 11-11-08
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Re: I get kicked out of comedy class - Nomen Nescio - 09:10 12-11-08
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iL_weReo wrote:
> Now that's funny.
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> I just got the cawl from the dude. I knew it was "bad" right away just
> from having the dude cawl me up.
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> He goes, "you said you did stand-up before, right?"
And you said, "Yeah, on Judge Judy's show. Funniest shit you ever
did see. Me, getting my ass handed to me".
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Re: I get kicked out of comedy class - WeReo_ScoTTy - 14:48 12-11-08
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"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
news:387d11b10acc62e50288bbadd129aa04@dizum.com...
> iL_weReo wrote:
>
>> Now that's funny.
>>
>> I just got the cawl from the dude. I knew it was "bad" right away just
>> from having the dude cawl me up.
>>
>> He goes, "you said you did stand-up before, right?"
>
> And you said, "Yeah, on Judge Judy's show. Funniest shit you ever
> did see. Me, getting my ass handed to me".
THE WORLD HEARD THE MESSAGE -Renli
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Re: I get kicked out of comedy class - WeReo_ScoTTy - 14:49 12-11-08
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Re: I get kicked out of comedy class - Steve Johnson - 17:57 13-11-08
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"iL_weReo" <caljamscott@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:de20e405-ce32-49bd-94d6-139c09a4f77b@d10g2000pra.googlegroups.com...
> Now that's funny.
>
> I just got the cawl from the dude. I knew it was "bad" right away just
> from having the dude cawl me up.
>
> He goes, "you said you did stand-up before, right?" And I go yeah and
> he goes "I'll let you know when we're doing our second-tier class." I
> told him, well I told him before I may be a bit too "overqualified"
> for this type of class, being I'm the only one who matters in the
> media and awl. He agreed.
>
> The class happened last night. The "exercise" the instructor gave was
> for most of us to develop "mother jokes," and a couple of us to read a
> specific newspaper. In other words jokes about our mothers. I was
> ready to do it but I'd rather talk about how I did the biggest concert
> in history, the California Jam, about how there are 100's of youtubes
> and millions of hits to these youtubes and why the world needs the
> wereo so much...
>
> I told them right straight out before the class began I may be a bit
> too "overqualified" for this here, and I nearly walked out the door
> last night awready.
>
> So I get kicked out of acting school. I bet I'm mot too overqualified
> for internet radio though, providing there's no rights problem with
> the material. Nuclear Warrior's strong enough to carry any internet
> radio show by far anyway.
>
> Ain't that something? Oh well. The biggest movie star in the world
> gets kicked out of acting class. The class chief's sending me a full
> refund anyway. The class was not cheap.
>
> Last night these ppl come in, about 20 of them. And they're very
> clever and have high IQs and watch the world very closely. And to
> their advantage they've never done stand-up before.
>
> You see I can't compete with them on that level. I need to BULL my way
> through with Nuclear Warrior and the Wereo and the world's hottest
> print. And the only films that matter. I WRITE the news they quip
> over. That's awl they do, quip over news they read in the papers. And
> talk about body parts, body functions, getting boners, fucking men,
> fucking women, I'm gay, I'm a dyke, I'm mot a dyke...the gamut of the
> usual. I'm a bit against the grain, though.
>
> I recorded "the spectacle" anyway so I have it on tape. Most of them
> came in with these "little recording devices" that I've never seen
> before. I guess you guys know what they are. I came in with my 90s
> boombox and plugged it into the wall to record the Proceedings.
>
> So Lifshine makes history once again, I suppose. I have mixed feelings
> about the incident. How do YOU feel about this? The wereo is the
> glory. That's how you feel. Let us Heed and Harken unto the California
> Jam wereo, that's awl. If you see so.
Awww...so sad. You made ME laugh on more than one occasion, although not
for the reasons you might think.
"I sense much 'Dork' in you."......
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Re: I get kicked out of comedy class - WeReo_ScoTTy - 18:12 13-11-08
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"Steve Johnson" <steve9199@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:jg2Tk.43$ya5.41@newsfe19.iad...
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> "iL_weReo" <caljamscott@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:de20e405-ce32-49bd-94d6-139c09a4f77b@d10g2000pra.googlegroups.com...
>> Now that's funny.
>>
>> I just got the cawl from the dude. I knew it was "bad" right away just
>> from having the dude cawl me up.
>>
>> He goes, "you said you did stand-up before, right?" And I go yeah and
>> he goes "I'll let you know when we're doing our second-tier class." I
>> told him, well I told him before I may be a bit too "overqualified"
>> for this type of class, being I'm the only one who matters in the
>> media and awl. He agreed.
>>
>> The class happened last night. The "exercise" the instructor gave was
>> for most of us to develop "mother jokes," and a couple of us to read a
>> specific newspaper. In other words jokes about our mothers. I was
>> ready to do it but I'd rather talk about how I did the biggest concert
>> in history, the California Jam, about how there are 100's of youtubes
>> and millions of hits to these youtubes and why the world needs the
>> wereo so much...
>>
>> I told them right straight out before the class began I may be a bit
>> too "overqualified" for this here, and I nearly walked out the door
>> last night awready.
>>
>> So I get kicked out of acting school. I bet I'm mot too overqualified
>> for internet radio though, providing there's no rights problem with
>> the material. Nuclear Warrior's strong enough to carry any internet
>> radio show by far anyway.
>>
>> Ain't that something? Oh well. The biggest movie star in the world
>> gets kicked out of acting class. The class chief's sending me a full
>> refund anyway. The class was not cheap.
>>
>> Last night these ppl come in, about 20 of them. And they're very
>> clever and have high IQs and watch the world very closely. And to
>> their advantage they've never done stand-up before.
>>
>> You see I can't compete with them on that level. I need to BULL my way
>> through with Nuclear Warrior and the Wereo and the world's hottest
>> print. And the only films that matter. I WRITE the news they quip
>> over. That's awl they do, quip over news they read in the papers. And
>> talk about body parts, body functions, getting boners, fucking men,
>> fucking women, I'm gay, I'm a dyke, I'm mot a dyke...the gamut of the
>> usual. I'm a bit against the grain, though.
>>
>> I recorded "the spectacle" anyway so I have it on tape. Most of them
>> came in with these "little recording devices" that I've never seen
>> before. I guess you guys know what they are. I came in with my 90s
>> boombox and plugged it into the wall to record the Proceedings.
>>
>> So Lifshine makes history once again, I suppose. I have mixed feelings
>> about the incident. How do YOU feel about this? The wereo is the
>> glory. That's how you feel. Let us Heed and Harken unto the California
>> Jam wereo, that's awl. If you see so.
>
>
> Awww...so sad. You made ME laugh on more than one occasion, although not
> for the reasons you might think.
>
> "I sense much 'Dork' in you."......
I don't need them to do comedy. I'm the funniest man on earth. I'm 5,000
years ahead of my Time and I told them so. I am the only one who matters.
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